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Tributes[]
District 1[]
Prose:Welcome to the annual tribute rating. Tonight, we have...
Maple:Maple Tree.
Prose:What a lovely name! First up, we have the amazing district one with their luxurious items. Let's talk about...Matthew Alexander.
Maple: Avrage careers. No brains, too much muscle.
Prose: How about... Danica Ponce?
Maple: That f***** girl has the name of one of my friends. I hate her face.
Prose: Ouch. Sorry Danica Ponce. Now, Callam Rhodes.
Maple: Same as Matthew. No brains, too much brawn.
Prose: Umm... Now we have Willow...
Maple: No last name. She aggravates me too.
District 2[]
Prose: *whispers* Let's hope district 2 will be better. *fake coughts* How about... Troy Ventura...
Maple: He's my Boyfriend. I love him...
Prose: Now Saffron Ventura...
Maple: She's awesome! Like if there was an awesome button, I would press it.
Prose: * President brings a huge medecine kit* So now... Draco Addams...
Maple: Hate him, Period.
Prose: Thalia-
Maple: Combe? Too famous for her own good. Seriously.
District 3[]
Prose: District 3... Corey Hicks!
Maple: Ewwwwwwwwwland. He's too gross. Have you seen his hair? Ugh.
Prose: 'bout Callie Casey?
Maple: The cool SO doesn't work on you. She's creepy.
Prose: Aww. Now, Jak Garmon...
Maple: See above.
Prose: Now, Carmen Databyte.
Maple: IS EVERYONE IN D3 A FREAK ON WHEEELS?
District 4[]
Prose: Sure. Lets go with that. Now, District fish.
Maple: Stop with the slang already.
Prose: Now, Jordan Trident...
Maple: He looks like a mutt.
Prose: Fleur Splith?
Maple: Flower Spit? Gross.
Prose: Oath?
Maple: Is he some kind of prey?
Prose: K. Now, how about Ciaria Ella?
Maple: See above.
District 5[]
Prose: District 5-mazing!
Maple:STOP TRYING TO BE COOL, YOU MORON!
Prose: Yo Marek Ghoulden....
Maple: *slaps Proses face a couple times before replying* He's awesome.
Prose: Owww... Now Petra Liit...
Maple: Ummmm... Groosss...
Prose: Now Siimon Liit...*covers face with hockeymask*
Maple: Ugly, check. Uncool, check. Super dumb, check.
Prose: *headdesk* Only 30-something to go... Mari Wesspark...
Maple: Nice, pretty. Ok.
District 6[]
Prose: Now, sixamazing! Varin Ego!
Maple: Too much EGO!
Prose: Pluchra Ego...
Maple:*yawns* She's pretty nice.
Prose: Now Tamora Summers...
Maple: A blonde boycandy. Not smart, just stupid.
Prose: Jonathon Ford
Maple: A bitch. He threw apples at me.
District 7[]
Prose: Seevennnnnnnnnnn....Atlas Dunnin
Maple: That fuckin little girl? Sucks.
Prose: Demi Trusker...
Maple: Pretty coool for a sissy-girly girl like her.
Prose: Pamline Falcone....
Maple: Sucks. That's S to the U to the CKS.
District 8[]
Prose: Uh.. District 8? John Dave...
Maple: Pretty weak, but I hold nothing against him.
Prose: Luna Snare?
Maple: Again, too famous for her own good, but pretty nice.
Prose: Sebasian Klein?
Maple: Too gay...
Prose: Irene Joy?
Maple: Pretty nice, yet way to shy.
Distict 9[]
Prose: District 9 is grainy... Marcus Roberts
Maple: a bit too blah for me...
Prose: Allie Whittle...
Maple: Nice and ubercool. Too bad she died...
Prose: Gunner Pann
Maple: Okayish... Not as awesome as Allie, though...
Prose: Holly Horizon...
Maple: Pretty, yet too dainty...
District 10[]
Prose: 10 district... Talon Rosedain
Maple: Pretty cool. He is kind, and the boyfriend of one of my friends.
Prose: Mariette Staford...
Maple: Really kind and awesome as a person...
Prose: Ritcher Moses...
Maple: Didn't know him at all...
Prose: Filivena Staford?
Maple: Kind and cool.
District 11[]
Prose: 11 oseven... Lauren Hill
Maple: A bit too plain for me.
Prose: Cody Birch?
Maple: Too um, exited...
Prose: Emma Lien
Maple: Reminds me of Stinkweed too much...
Prose: Kenton Hellverdeen
Maple: Reminds me of Kenton Hell V Erdeen... Not something fun...
District 12[]
Prose: Miner district 12... Harry Macharly
Maple: Too stiff, I guess...
Prose: Candice Bolt...
Maple: Quite rude...
Prose: Lucas Bolt
Maple: Very brave. He loved me even tough I like someone else. He sacrificed himself for me and Candice...
Prose: Mackenzie Sheddar
Maple: Don't know her.
Special Tributes[]
Prose: Now, the special Tributes!
Maple: *nods*
Prose: Ford Dryden
Maple: Well, in these games, he sorta killed my boyfriends sisters Boyfriend, so I am not his #1 fan...
Prose: Cirena Satford
Maple: She's the older sister of Mariette, one of my friends so... Yeah.
Prose: Exel Rose?
Maple: Gross. He is horrible! I won't continue, though.
Prose: Danica Rosedain.
Maple: An amazing person, full of happiness -
Prose:- Were all out of time. Join me again next year with a tribute.
Maple's interview[]
Blair Sheann is interviewing.
Blair: Hi Maple!
Maple: Hi Blair!
Blair: Is it true that Troy loves you and you love him back?
Maple: Of course!
Blair: *Smiles, showing fangs* Oh, how lovely! @ Audiance: Hey ladies, here that? Troy is taken!
- groans from audiance*
Blair: But is it true that Lucas Bolt loves you, but you don't love him back?
Maple: Yes.
Blair: That's all we have time for, Maple!
Maple: See ya!
Maple's Chariot costume rating[]
The district are in order, best to worst.
This is from the POV of Valentine Heart, a Capitol citizen.
1:Represents district amazingly.
2: Looked amazing and represented district well.
7: Looked good and represented district pretty well.
6: Was pretty and well-made, represented district okayishly.
8: Was quite nice and wellishly made, represented district okayishly.
5: Was amazing for a victor, not stylist.
12: Was unoriginal and sorta scary.
3: A bit boring, yet doable.
4: Very old-fashioned and creepy.
9: Very pretty, but not what I had in mind.
10: Too bloody
11: More suitable for district 9.